The larz and BK Show! blog

[*BananaKing]

I'm gonna give dating another shot next semester, for now I want to enjoy the holidays with my brother. I got two goals for next semester: 1) Make at least two new friends and 2) Try and get a girlfriend. I think a relationship with a girlfriend will solve my loneliness problem. I don't mind too much to be alone a lot but It feels really weird when I get dinner and its just me. I mean according to my aquentences and classmates, I'm nice enough for a relationship its just the people I want are always taken.

[durendal]

Good luck to you guys with the dating thing. There's really no need to go out of your way to find it, usually people who does this end up frustrated. It'll hit you when it hits.

[Larz Zahn]

so always wear a helmet cause when it hits, it'll knock you off your socks.

im not big on the dating scene. i guess im nice enough. my friends keep askin me when im gonna get a girl, but im not in a big rush for one... i was really into trying to find one a few years back, but that sorta blew up in my face.. with each girl i liked ending up getting married or having a child. so since then, im just, hh whatever happens, happens.

i guess i find a lot of girls i wouldnt mind dating, but it usually goes like this, im interested in a girl, but shes never interested in me, in fact.. i cant remember in the last 3 years if a girl ever actually liked me or not. i have this really dry sense of humor that takes a while to get use to, if ya can recognise it all. combine that with the fact that im a world class nerd who likes guyver( every time i talk about that or games, girls eyes glaze over) so its kinda hard to find one with a like mind, i dotn know how my cousin found him a wife. i guess miracles do happen, he make me look like a prep.

[*BananaKing]

I just need a female clone of myself that's really attractive....maybe I'll have my boys in the science wing of the super dungeon look into it

[durendal]

Goodness! A Banana Queen. I guess she would look something like this:

[*BananaKing]

A match made in heaven

[Mirabilis]

Isnt that banana kings mom?

Lol messing with you Bk,

[Larz Zahn]

i dunno dude.. her peel i pale an her potassium is bigger than yours...

[*BananaKing]

Well that's an artist rendering of the two of us. I'll leave it to your imaginations to figure out what we really look like. Just picture us in the coolest castle of all time, and it has to double as a space fortress.

Bad news for me, remeber my writing course problem. Well with all of my running around and scrambling with emails and talking to people, the portfolio still failed and I have to retake the course! Oh well, at least I'll know how to do it right next semester

[*Jess♥]

YAY!! you got more time to do it then? you can make it even better

[*BananaKing]

This is just very annoying. I have to go through a complex system of events in order to register for it all because the registration period is over

[durendal]

Well, I'm sure that's no trouble for the fruit monarch. Just wave your scepter around and all will bow to your will. Or is the banana kingdom trying to dethrone the current king?

[Larz Zahn]

oh can we?? is this an option? cause i'd volunteer! honest i would!!

sorry about the deal bk, but as ryuki said, ya got more time to work and improve on your portfolio... least you'll be in head of the rest of the class right?

[*BananaKing]

True, and durendal, you should know by now that no one can dethrone a banana king, not in the history of the banana empire has anyone of us kings been dethrowned by our people. But dethrowning each other, well that's a different story

[Larz Zahn]

hey, dethrowning is a dethrownin in my book.

if i had book... which i will!!!

so how many kings were turned into banana splits by the people?

[*Jess♥]

OMG larz!!!

I like that idea!!

I want a book too!

that would be so awesome.

actually i have a book.. kinda.. but it's got some randoms things in it.. so I dunno if it qualifies.

[Larz Zahn]

well... my book has a lot of doodles in it.. actually its ninety percent of doodling.. an 5 percent smart things, and 3 percent complete random thoughts... i sorta lost my last 2 percent...

[*BananaKing]

I have two books full of doodles. What can I say, focusing in class just isn't my thing.

And BananaKing the 21st was split and ever since, we've installed the brain monitors. Now we know whether or not the people are planning to make us into splits. They did try it again on my GreatBananaGrandpa, but he just ordered "The Great Super Purging" and ever since, the brain monitors have never detected any intentions on turning us into splits.

[Larz Zahn]

so does taht brain monitor turn your banana peoples brains into banana pudding?

[*BananaKing]

My father wanted that but I convinced him that we would no longer have subjects to rule over. I don't want to rule over a bunch of mindless zombies

[Larz Zahn]

having an army of mindless zombies thats yours to command? i dunno bk, thats pretty intimidating.

[*BananaKing]

Think about all of the other weaponry I've told you guys about in the past, don't you think that's intimidating enough?! I have the power to hurl the moon at the earth like it was a baseball! With all of my power, an army of zombies wouldn't even be noticed! Plus I don't want to eat brains...

[Larz Zahn]

the more i think about it the more i think that i can be real heartless at times. like right now? i dont really wanna go to texas to visit my brother. nothing against him, we get along fine. for about 5 minutes then we try to kill each other, but what brothers dont? thats cool with me. i just dont wanna leave the things i got planned and wanting to do on the table and head off to texas for a week and do what he thinks is fun, cause what he thinks is cool i find boring, and vice versa, also cool. its always been like taht. of course, i dont think i can stomach being in a close confined area with my parents for too long.. like say................... a car? yeah.. thats just torture.

but me being heartless is also like this, i can not stand ceremony. when my family wants to do this real big thing for friends an family, i just shrug it off and go do my own thing. at christmas time, im more than happy to be off in larz lil world than sit around the tree watching old people make stupid corny jokes. cause i hate corny jokes, which is ironic cause i find myself being very corny of late. which of course bothers me.

and then theres my birthday. no matter how hard i try i can not get my immediate family to NOT give me some sorta of birthday related event. i dont even want the cake or the presents, i think i asked begged pleaded an even bribed them to not do anything or get me anything this year... will it happen? no.. so it makes less than happy to see that one day come around.. i dont know why but i simply do not like my bday.. i dont care for presents... i guess i dont like the attention directed at me.

[*Jess♥]

i avoided family events.

I realised it is because i don't want to bond too much with people and then have them taken from me.

[*BananaKing]

I like my imediate BananaFamily but not my full family