The larz and BK Show! blog

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That's right! Everybody wants a piece of the King. But now, they can only drool cause they can't get a taste of the king anymore. He's off limits now.

That doesn't sound so right in English. I swear, that sounded cool, funny and so in-your-face in our native language.

[*BananaKing]

For our last date we watched Jennifers Body and Scott Pilgrim vs the World...but we didn't watch too much of the movies

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Yes, and I know exactly what that means. Nice one! [emote=onion]thumb[/emote]

Score one for the empire!

[*BananaKing]

And today we're being girly and going shopping and having lunch together

[*Jess♥]

last time i tried watching a movie with a girl, she kept climbing on top of me, it was annoying.

i think maybe she wasn't interested in the movie. Got your back Jack. Bitches be crazy.

heh heh, to be honest she was not that appealing. can't remember why she was at my house.

not sure what it was about her. she was attractive and all that. just something about her. maybe too desperate.

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What? She kept climbing on top of you and you find that annoying? What a waste of opportunity. Attractive and desperate. The best combination of qualities if you asked me. Well, considering you're personality, I'm not surprised why you didn't take advantage of the situation. You're too much of a nice guy.

[*Jess♥]

I am a nice guy, but when you say it like that it makes me sound like a "nice guy" which I am not.

I'm certainly not the 40 year old virgin type of 'nice guy' or stanley ipkiss.

more like the bulletproof monk type of nice guy.

I know what's important and when.

I've got no time for any woman that i don't intend to marry.

well that's not entirely true of course.

I've made time for some women that i have known.

but desperate women are a total turn-off as far as I'm concerned as it means they have low self esteem. I only go for strong confident women.

[*BananaKing]

I disagree dude, I don't think you can be too nice. You can be a pushover, but you can't be too nice. There's nothing wrong with holding onto your morals because thats what I do. Now if its a movie you've never seen before then I can understand your curiosity. If the movie is crap, then I say have fun In my case, both were movies I hadn't seen before but the 1st on was utter garbage. The second one Scott Pilgrim vs the World was really good so we didn't kiss lips until the movie was over. I did kiss her cheeks a bunch during the movie but you get it.

Just finished another date with Kat. We met for lunch and went into every store in a big shopping center. I kept hugging her in the stores and she found it so funny cause she couldn't move

There is a problem though, there's some guy that she must've talked to at some point before me who's obsessed with Kat. He demands that she is his girlfriend despite the fact he disgusts her. He's trying to bother me about it a lot on facebook but...we've both blocked him on facebook and he removed himself from our block lists. He also logged into Kat's account without her permission and changed her password without her knowing. Any of you guys know how I can get in touch with facebook support so they can take action? I've already warned him I'd contact them so now I want them to delete his account

[*Jess♥]

no, because the inference of "nice guy" such as 40 year old virgin etc, is that a nice guy is a man who is, for all intents and purposes, dickless.

nah, guys i'm weaving a wee bit of a tail here.

I wasn't completely un-interested. yeah I paid attention to her for sure.

if i had suggested, she would have certainly gone to my room with me etc.

but to be honest, I wasn't feeling it, if you get my drift.

she seemed like an attractive girl, but something about her was just a bit of a turn off.

i agree, it seems like a wasted opportunity. I think back and i consider that i could have had a bit of tail.

but at the same time, I could have gotten more than that. maybe STD or something. as I discovered that she 'knew' a fair few guys other than me. ha ha.

I like to come off as all calm and collected and not interested in girls, but ya know, I'm as human as the rest of ya. let's just pretend ok?

picture me like chow yun fat.

that's what i aspire to.

so it sounds like things are going well dude.

glad to hear it.

forget about that creepy stalker guy. end of the day, he just wants to get under yer skin.

[*BananaKing]

He's trying too hard to do it, I've told him he's wasting his time and he's not fooling anyone, but just keeps at it like its job or something. Honestly you'd think a college grad would have far better things to do than heckle a 21yr old man about his girlfriend

Oh wells, I'm not letting him ruin my time. Got a double date on friday but she's not too happy about it actually. One of her friends wants Kat to meet her boyfriend before he goes off to the armed services and she would like to meet me, so she planned a double date. You know, dinner and movie the typical thing date thing. What bothers me and Kat though is her friend cheated on her boyfriend when he went for basic training. Her excuse was, "What I supposed to do, wait for him?!" Yeah you're really showing how much you care for your man when you have a one-night stand with some guy at a club and you weren't drunk. What Kat hates is that she's going to be all lovey-dovey over her boyfriend even though she cheated on him. Naturally she asks we don't inform the guy about this but we don't want to take part in this lie. Its looking like we're going to go on this double date but if her boyfriend leaves to go to the bathroom or whatever that night, I am going to say something about her lying because I don't condone this at all.

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You don't need to tell the guy anything. Why don' t you let the girl tell him herself? Just ask a few questions about the time where the two of them weren't together and let the guy ask the questions. Seeing that this girl wanted the two of you guys to keep it a secret, she is definitely a bad liar.

Ask something like, how did you guys communicate when both of you were so far apart? What do you do to ease missing each other? Sooner or later, she has got to give. Maybe drop subtle hints like, "hey, how's the guy you used to hang out with doing?". Or maybe show pictures and then say "hey remember the time when.....". Of course, you'd have to relly on Kat for the contents of the conversation to be able to pull it off.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Always keep in mind, that if you are going to do someting stupid, make sure that you don't get caught and all your bases are covered. That includes not letting anybody find out. Remember, as you grow older, the smaller your world gets.

[*BananaKing]

Well my girl doesn't want me to say anything because she wasn't even supposed to tell me. Oh wells, its her birthday tomorrow so im focusing on that

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That's perfect. Just tell her your plan to expose the truth. Remember, the Truth is out there. *cue erie X-file music*

What is it with girls? You tell them something and ask them to keep it a secret but they don't. is it some sort of instinct that compels them to tell somebody something they just heard? This is where gossip starts, one person tells another person the story, but with slight modifications. Until a few people in between later, the story completely changes. I bet the situation with the girl is not that bad, just exaggerated. I'm guessing that it's not like she slept with another guy, but just hanged out with him and wouldn't want to make her boyfriend jealous.

[*BananaKing]

Well my girl didn't do anything, it was her friend. Her friend cheated on her boyfriend when he went away to basic training.

Its one of those human instincts that when you're told to do something, you try and do the opposite. Like when you're told not to look in the box, the very fact that you are restricted to looking inside the box makes you want to look into it even more thus you're more likely to try and open it

[*BananaKing]

Went shopping with Kat today and there's love in the air. I bought her a dress, a pair of earings, and a necklace for her birthday today. I'm seeing her sunday where we'll have some more alone time and then monday its a whole day together at Universal Islands of Adventure

Ah I love not being single [emote=onion]hearts[/emote]

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I find it funny how sometimes single men wants a relationship while married men wants out of it.

[*BananaKing]

So guys...*sigh* anyone want to guess whats up?....no? Alright I'll just be out with it:

I was cheated on...and its over with Kat...ehhhh, I could sound all emo and depressed but really I'm glad. Things were rocky for the last few days with Kat and I knew something was up. Only thing I can do is move on

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Why? What happened? you can let it all out as we're all here for you.

My offer to take you to a stripper joint still stands by the way.

[*BananaKing]

See we made the mistake of planning out having sex instead of letting it be spontaneous. We did it, but the days leading up to it and after, we were fighting which we didn't do up to that point. After 3 days after sex I flat out asked her whats wrong and she admitted she had cheated on me. After hearing that I immediately ended the relationship and while I wish it didn't have to end...I'm not letting that slide.

I wasn't sad or cried or anything, I was happy...so I'm getting right back on that horse and getting back into the game

[durendal]

What? How did she cheat on you? Did you talk about it? I mean, it's kinda depressing that things would end up like that. Besides, judging from that short post of yours, she can turn around the story and make it look like you left her after she gave it to you. You know, something like an extended one night stand.

Besides, how deliberate was the cheating? Maybe it was a slight error in judgement. You can also turn this to your advantage. With her making a mistake, admitting it and asking for your forgiveness, this gives you the upper hand in controlling the relationship. You can make demands.

[*BananaKing]

She liked the attention from multiple guys, she sort of thrived on it. She got the sexual attention from another man, and the loving attention from me. She says she was sorry but whether she was sincere or not, cheating is cheating and I won't stand for it. If someone is going to cheat on me after all the love and attention I give them, then why would I continue anything with that person?

The post was short cause I was hurting and didn't want to talk about it. I'm getting over it. I didn't go to class this morning so I could clear my head at home. She sent me texts asking if we could still be friends but I said no. I just want to move on, find someone else and leave it behind me. I hate lamenting on heartbreak cause it depresses me. I want to end this relationship without falling into a depression.

[durendal]

Now, now, friend. Do not worry. Come here *hugs*. I'm sure, as they say, there are a lot of fish in the sea. Looks like it's time for you to get some quick loving. Let me direct you to this page first so you can use your imagination to run wild:

Then, go get some strippers to get your mind off this issue.

If there's anything else you need, don't hesitate to ask.

[ErutanXiku]

Perhaps one of these recipes will ease the pain?

Tesco Real Food: Heartbreak Healers

[*BananaKing]

Don't worry guys, I'm fine and those recipes were a nice gesture but they're all just chocolate stuff. Not hugely appetising

[*Jess♥]

i got a lot of respect for you BK.

a lot of guys might take her back. I wouldn't.

if she can cheat on you once, you can never trust her again. she has destroyed the trust.

also, it's great that you decided not to wallow in self pity. you have been positive and upbeat. that is the best thing you can do.

just keep on going. take the hits and keep on going.