February 24, 201115 yr Gah! No thank you Ryuki, you can do what you want, but only pretty girls for this king
February 25, 201115 yr Hey, don't spoil it for the king. As his wingman, it's my responsibility to make sure that he gets enough of the wild, hot, passionate and irresponsible coitus with no strings attached, and from those rated 8 and above. Here' s the plan, we go to the beach, and once we select a potential prey, I'm going to initiate a play that I would call "Sidestepped". I'll go up to the prey and be obnoxious in trying to pick her up. Once the girl shows signs of annoyance, the king will step in and shoo me away. Then the King can do his duty and sow his royal oats. It's the perfect plan, except, I'm half away around the world! Damn!!
February 25, 201115 yr That and I don't do casual sex. I have nothing against people who do but I've always believe in having true passion behind the action. It is a good plan though dude and I'd try it with you
March 2, 201115 yr Well you guys just when things felt dark for the old king, he stumbles a little more into the darkness. Basically in my degree program you must take whats called an "Art Test" testing your abilities in a specific part of the animation pipeline. (Modeling, Rigging, Animation, Rendering, etc) I'm repeating a class I took back in November so I thought this month I'd, if nothing else, at least get a good portion of this test done this month. To take said test you need to contact the professor in charge of the department you wish to test in. However my school doesn't regularly update its contact info, so I contacted the wrong professor and by the time I did ask the right guy, the test had started this month and I wasn't allowed to start mine. :/ I can't finish my degree program without passing this test and it must be taken alongside classes. I get approx 3 weeks to do it (Which is a little unfair because you're supposed to get at least a month) and my next few months of classes look like they'll need my full attention. This is gonna be really annoying and it hasn't even started. On a brighter note, I did meet a cute girl that lives back home in Illanois, but she wants to come down to Fl and possibly be with the king. She definetly wants to date and we both love each other a lot, so we'll see what happens
March 27, 201115 yr So I went to MegaCon today, my first anime con ever! It was EPIC!!! I'll post pics when my friend gives them to me
March 29, 201115 yr Wow, now that's a bummer. I won't ask anymore. So, did you meet anybody while you were in Megacon? I bet there are lots of hot girls for your eyes to oogle.
March 29, 201115 yr There were tons of girls but I was hanging out with my friend Jen the whole time so i didnt talk to many of them
March 31, 201115 yr Had another date tonight, it ended pretty badly. I did have a my fortune read through tarot cards tonight. Now that was quite interesting
April 1, 201115 yr I wonder where Larz has gone to. We should be renaming this thread to the BK show, since it's only the king that's "performing".
April 1, 201115 yr Well the guy has bad internet so you can't blame him. But hey guess what? Its April Fools day! Wanna guess the prank I recieved today? Some WoW player picked my bank account to purchase $200 worth of gold of off! So now I'm out $200 and the victim of debit card fraud. And you want to know the best thing? Its not a prank at all, seriously...it happened and now I lost $200 and can't eat any food today
April 2, 201115 yr Oh crap! That sucks. I'm confused how that guy managed to sucker you out of $200. Shouldn't you be reporting this to the credit card company?
April 2, 201115 yr Already did dude, its currently under fraud investigation. I'm confused on that as well, but somehow this guy managed to get my debit card number and buy stuff using paypal. I gotta wait at least 10business days before I hear any news about this matter.
April 2, 201115 yr Author o wow... im gone for... ok a while.. but still! bk! you done blew up the topic!! heh. ok so quick update. i have a chance for a job at a company called stion. basically they make solar panels. i went into the other day to take my crc test. its a series of three tests. each an hour long. and you can make either a bronze silver or gold. believe it or not. i made a gold! the first test was Applied or Acquiring informantion. basically you take written information, like orders, and memo's and you skim it for info and answer questions and make descisions off of that. you can score a 3 - 7 on it. i scored a 5. next was Learning information. you use graphs, charts, schedules, and stuff like that to find info. you can score a 3 - 6 on it. and i scored a 5. last was applied mathematics. or however you spell it. not my strong suit. seriously, i took each math class in school twice. but this test was everyday use of math and numbers. um... converting kilos to pounds, kilomter to miles and such like that. you can score a 3 - 7 and shockingly enough, i made a 5! i owe it all to rpgs honest. every time there was a tough question, i scratched my head and then it clicked. "hey!!! i did this last week playing starwars rpg!!! sweet" so being a nerd saved me. lol. so i scored a 5 5 5. a great omen, if you know what that number stands for(rider) and its also one of my favorite riders. if i beleived in omens. the lady administering the test said that she almost never sees anyone score as high as i did on acquiring information. or was it teh second one? oh well, she said that even some paralegals dont score that hi! dude, i felt so freaking special when she said that! they are going to finish testing the other applicants before bring in people for interviews. and they're starting from gold down. so im on the top list! i am a little freaked tho, i never had to do a interview before so its a little nerve wrecking for me. hey bk, congrats on the girls. hey bk, im sorry about the girls. hey bk, did you take a baseball bat with a nail in it to that prankster? or did you sick you ninja monkey lawyers on him???
May 18, 201114 yr So I've got quite the update for you all tonight. Never thought I'd say this, cue the drum roll: The BananaKing has a BananaQueen. For those who had a stroke just now, I do now have a girlfriend and a cute one at that. She's letting me post just one pic. Her name's Catalina or Kat, I call her my Jungle Kat. [emote=onion]hearts[/emote] Well I guess I can't complain about being single anymore
May 18, 201114 yr Good for you old chap! It's about time too. Does she know about yuor exploits here in the board? That means I won't be taking anyone to a strip joint anytime soon then. BK and Kat sitting on a tree. K - I - S - S - I - N - G!!!!
May 18, 201114 yr Well while she's tolerant of my liking for anime, she doesn't like to partake in it, so you probably wont hear from her around here. Well I did technically get my birthday wish this year, got my pretty Jungle Kat Dont worry guys, I wont go all gushy all over the place, just with her You all have no idea how happy I am. See I once went to a therapist about 8yrs ago and he asked me if I was depressed. Out of fear and being stubborn I told him no but I really was. I've always hated being alone and wanted someone that wasn't my family to spend time with, love me, and let me love them. Now I finally have a girl of my own and I think its going to finally make things better in my life
May 18, 201114 yr Well basically I met her when she and her sister were touring my school. I started talking to her and she must've liked me because she asked me what I was doing for lunch. So we had lunch together and I asked her out and she said yes. 2 dates later, we've made it official. The BananaKing is now off the market
May 19, 201114 yr Wait, so while you're still wooing her, you were flirting with the psychologist on the side? Talk about confidence. Awesome. High Five! Would have been fun to see both relationship work out. It would have been fun watching you juggle 2 girls at the same time.
May 19, 201114 yr No dude, I'm no pimp, I dont have the charisma to pull that off. Pretty much I gave up on the psychologist when she wouldn't give me an answer on how she was planning on trying to make time to see me. I know a lot cause from experience, so later that day I met Kat and hit things off from there. And now its official, we're a couple and I'm DAMN HAPPY!!! [emote=onion]hearts[/emote] [emote=onion]hearts[/emote] [emote=onion]hearts[/emote]
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