Kenji Murakami

And then there's the inevitable underwear issue. I'm telling you, when we're given glimpses of the Zoalords under those capes and robes of theirs, I start to wonder 'are any of these guys wearing underwear?'

Not that it's actually technically correct, or anythng.

Meow.

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. In an exam, relax and remember... There is no test. !klat kcab ruoy dna uoy nmaD You know you're stressed out when you can hear Mimes. Who am I? I'm indecision. I'm everything. I'm nothing. And I may even be both.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Give some People an inch, and they think they are rulers. Poets have been curiously silent on the subject of cheese. I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it. Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.

Make the most of yourself, because that's all the self you are going to get, mister. Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time.. I think I’ve forgotten this before… [seen above a urinal] Your child’s future is in your hands. Strangers have the best candy. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

That looks really great, Cannibal. Here's some more from The Big O:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VchMtTV0A7g A cool Kamen Rider Faiz video.

Those look really cool, Cannibal.

Chapter 19 is finished; chapter 20 is in the works.

That sounds reasonable.

Chapters 31 - 40: TBGV_31.htm TBGV_32.htm TBGV_33.htm TBGV_34.htm TBGV_35.htm TBGV_36.htm TBGV_37.htm TBGV_38.htm TBGV_39.htm TBGV_40.htm

I'm pretty sure that's not what he meant. Maybe you should read through the rules again.

Rice. A diamond. A duck. A lake. I feel like the Arkansas quarter shows the possible answers to some demented multiple choice question the Devil keeps in his ass. If you put photographs of those things in front of me and asked what they had in common, I would boggle at them until my angry brain cut me off from reality and informed me I was now Duke of Teacup Land. I would be a wise but firm ruler to the small, breakable People of Teacup Land, living a long life and siring many strong sons who would fight over the throne even as they stood over my deathbed. Eventually I would drift off into smug death, never knowing that the answer was "Arkansas."

General Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Walks on water. Lunches with God, but must pick up tab. Colonel Almost as fast as a speeding bullet. More powerful than a shunting engine on a steep incline. Leaps short buildings with a single bound. Walks on water if sea is calm. Talks to God. Lieutenant-Colonel Faster than an energetically thrown rock. Almost as powerful as a speeding bullet. Leaps short buildings with a running start in favorable winds. Walks on water of indoor swimming pools if lifeguard is present. May be granted audience with God if special request is approved at least three working days in advance. Major Can fire a speeding bullet with tolerable accuracy. Loses tug-of-war against anything mechanical. Makes impressively high marks when trying to leap tall buildings. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by God, in passing. Captain Can sometimes handle firearm without shooting self. Is run over by trains. Barely clears outhouse. Doggy paddles. Mumbles to self. Lieutenant Is dangerous to self and comrades if armed and unsupervised. Recognizes trains two out of three times. Runs into tall buildings. Can stay afloat if properly instructed in the use of life jacket and water wings. Talks to walls. 2nd Lieutenant Can be trusted with either gun or ammunition but never both. Must have train ticket pinned to jacket and mittens tied to sleeves. Falls over doorsteps while trying to enter tall buildings. Plays in Mud puddles. Stutters. Officer Cadet Under no circumstances to be issued with gun or ammunition, and must even be closely supervised when handling sharp pieces of paper - staples are right out. Says: "Look at choo choo!" Not allowed inside buildings of any size. Makes good boat anchor. Mere existence makes God shudder. Sergeant-Major Catches hyper sonic armour piercing fin stabilized discarding sabot depleted uranium long rod penetrators in his teeth and eats them. Kicks bullet trains off their tracks. Uproots tall buildings and walks under them. Freezes water with a single glance; parts it with trifling gesture. Is God.

That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all. In case of emergency, speak in clichés. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. There are two types of people: those who divide People into two types, and those who don't. When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way.

One from Inuyasha: And Three from The Big O: That's a really cool Zeorymer one, Phantom.

I think it was stated in the datafiles, if not in the Manga itself, that the only thing separating an Enzyme III or a Libertus from any normal Zoanoid was their highly accelerated metabolism. That's what makes them capable of regeneration, and also what makes them so short-lived.

Well, our collaberation has produced some very interesting ideas in the past, I have to say. :wink: You might want to redo the formatting on some of your stories; you tend to forget that every person who speaks needs a new paragraph. But, other than that, your stories are great.

I'm sure you find a way to make it work. But if you want to bounce ideas off me, I'll be here.

You mentioned that theory back at the Guyver Board; it sounds fairly plausible, at least from what I've observed.

I think it would be interesting if Aptom assimilated some plants, if he could, if only for the extra energy the photosynthisis would provide him with. It sort of makes me wonder what would happen if he could have gotten his hands on some of Waferdanos' genetic material after he'd removed his Zoacrystal.

After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the flight attendant got on the PA and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal." "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money more than Southwest Airlines." Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land. It's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern." "All I did was pick up your laundry, pick up all the empty food boxes, recycle the empty beer cans and threw away the trash. Then I used a belt sander to rediscover the hardwood floor from beneath the layers of accumulated grime on top of it. Seeing as how you recently moved here yourself, I find it an astonishing feat of slobishness to have managed that. I also asked father's second in command to call in a HAZMAT-team to clean out the fridge and suppress the now sentient Broccoli rebellion within it. Rogue elements of what appears to have once been Chinese takeout got away with your car and took a hostage from the HAZMAT unit. The chase is on channel three, if you're interested."