A quote from one of my favorite comedians.
Jeff Dunham: So I heard your birthday came not too long ago.
Walter: Yep.
Jeff Dunham: Did your wife get you anything?
Walter: Eh, she got me a book on reincarnation.
Jeff Dunham: Do you believe in it?
Walter: Hell, I don't know.
Jeff Dunham: Well, if you died, who would you come back as, and what would you do?
Walter: I'd come back as my wife, and leave me the Hell aloooone!