Here are some funny questions that I found on the internet.
Do you have what it takes to answer them?
1.- Can you cry under water? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2.- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3.- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4.- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6.- What disease did cured ham actually have? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8.- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9.- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10.- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 12.- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 13.- Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 14.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 15.- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 16.- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 17.- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18.- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 19.- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 21.- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 22.- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 23.- Why did you just try singing the two songs above? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 24.- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 25.- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 26.- If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?