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[Guest snow]

Did anyone go see the Legend of Hercules?

                                                                               

One movie that I thought was downright horrible and still believe is horrible today. Is and was The legend of Hercules. I could not stand it in theatres. Me and my wife went to see this movie. Friggin terrible. I took my wife to see it because we thought it would be a good film because its Hercules. We sat in front of the movie for 25 minutes before I decided I couldn't take it anymore. The dialogue and the story was just horrible. Everything was random off the wall crap. It just went no where for the last 20 minutes. For 20 minutes it was just horrible dialogue. Dialogue about Hercules having a crush on a women. The beginning showed this women having sex with nothing. The nothing was supposed to be Zeus. In my opinion, you're better off watching the 2010 remake of Clash Of The Titans and Wrath Of The Titans. You really are because you actually get to see and experience the power and the glory of Zeus and the other gods. Its just a better molded film unlike stupid Legend Of Hercules which was the worst movie I've seen.

 

Here is a brief article:

 

 

The Legend of Hercules (Total Domestic Box Office: $23 million) — The $70 million budgeted action film from Renny Harlin starring Kellen Lutz opened in early January and was completely forgotten a week later after scoring a lousy 4 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Granted, the film became a camp classic when it was released on Netflix in November, but it was hardly enough to make up for its huge box-office losses.

 

Anyways. If you know of any horrible movies, please share.

 

Movie Review: Chris Stuckmann

 

                                                                               http://youtu.be/z23-Nxqy_rQ

[Guest Winters Eve]

I remember going to see that with some friends. Its okay, we made fun of it the whole time.

Jessica got to where she couldn't stop laughing and of course its hard not to laugh when you see someone else doing it.

All in all it was terrible.But we were bored and didn't have much of anything else to do. My dad was out working late.So yeah.

[Guest snow]

Yeah,it was pretty bad. After a while I just couldn't take it anymore. My wife was kind of just sitting there...poor thing...I really felt bad because she was going out of her way to watch it with me,since I picked it and she thought I was enjoying before I started talking about how lame it was. Its hard to see anything any good these days.

 

Everything I go to sucks. I've seen bad movies, but that one topped most.

 

 I'm glad you guys turned it around. I was miserable. But its funny that you guys took a terrible movie and turned it into a good experience.

[Guest Winters Eve]

Thats kind of just how we are. We go some place, open up and let go of our worries. Every now and than we go to a movie. But there's hardly ever anything playing. I think the last film we thought was good was, the hunger games catching fire. It was better than the first.But I really think the movies is a waste of money, most of the time. Its only worth it if you have a friend or more with you. Its more for spending time with other people.

[*V Guyver]

Woah, having Conan the Barbarian remake flashbacks. 

[Guest Winters Eve]

Kellan Lutz is hot though. That's the only reason we wanted to see it.

Edited March 18, 2014 by Winters Eve

[Shin Mefilas]

Didnt think this would be worth my time and it would seem I was right,

[Guest Jupiter]

This topic is based on movies that we liked, but failed in theatres and has a cult following; and also movies that were downright horrible like The Legend of Hercules that was so horrible that you couldn't sit through it.

A movie that I saw lately were I,Frankenstein. I thought it was good but it flopped completely in the theatres. I thought the story was good. But apparently not good enough. I thought that Adam/ Frankenstein's monster was amazing in action. I hope that there is a sequel that will redeem this film. Perhaps a cult following but than again. I'm sure it was god awful to a lot of people. There is an article that reads.

" I, Frankenstein flopped at the box office this weekend, earning just $8.3 million domestically, despite being the only new release. You probably assumed that was going to happen given that you’re smart enough to read these words, but did you know that it cost $65 million to make? $65 MILLION. Can you imagine having $65 million and spending it on this? That more than 10 people all agreed that this movie was a good idea is as baffling to me as the third reich.
Forbes points out that movies like I,Frankenstein and Legend of Hercules seem more designed for foreign audiences anyway, so we don’t know until they open in more locations whether they’re actually as big of failures as they seem to be right now. But… a sexy monster? I don’t know who that appeals to. Foreigners eat up a lot of our scraps, but usually they prefer the ones with aging stars or gladiators in them.

 

The film played 60% 3D, 18% ($1.5m) in IMAX, 62% male and 60% over 25 years old.

Despite it not screening for critics, I,Frankenstein did manage to rack up a grand total of two positive reviews on RottenTomatoes to keep it from earning a full Bucky Larson."

Here's the link to where I found this article. However I still liked the movie.
Link: http://uproxx.com/fi...nkenstein-flop/

 

 

Movie Review: Chris Stuckmann

 

http://youtu.be/a-P_YF2pLcs

[Guest Jupiter]

Me and my wife were going to go see Tammy, but we didn't because it got horrible reviews and my parents warned us not to, so we checked the reviews and one site said " Tammy received mostly negative reviews from critics. The film currently has a 23% rating on Rotten TomatoesTammy received mostly negative reviews from critics. The film currently has a 23% rating on Rotten Tomatoes." The preview looked funny, but I'm sure thats all the movie had going for it. Disappointing. I'll see it when it comes out for rent. Not worth my time.
                                                                                          

 

      Here's the review video.

 

              http://youtu.be/5E4zzG1ROZk

 

 

 

 

[Salkafar]

To my chagrin, Transformers - Age of Extinction is raking it in by the f*ckton at the box office, despite easily being the worst installment in an already-lousy movie series.

 

Such an ugly, ugly movie.

[*V Guyver]

I'm still not sure how they keep making sequels. I'm guessing the merchandise vehicle it launched is doing well enough to keep it going. 

[*Chernaudi]

Not to mention that GM is milking it due to Bumblebee's disguise being a Chevy Camero in the new series.

[*V Guyver]

That reminds me, the US army used the transformers movies for recruitment. It's kinda odd seeing that, but considering how much the US military is cooperating with production (letting bay rent out an aircraft carrier and consultation. I'm starting to understand how cronos operates on other fields in the Guyver Universe. It's a nice parallel. XD

[*guyverfan]

have to agree, just saw the new transformers movie and the only reason i stayed till the end was because of the ticket price of $22.

mate, my feelings are extinction can't come quick enough for this franchise at the moment.

[LordSpleach]

I thought Transformers 4 was all right for what it is. Simple good fun, and nothing more.

 

Transformer 3 is the worst in my opinion for the underwhelming scale of it.

[Larz Zahn]

While i despise the bayformers for destroying any hope of the current generation ever giving gen 1 an honest chance. My only real complaint about the 4th movie was prime not being very prime, and Grimlock not being Grimlock, and ugly.

[Guest Diespiter]

As popular as the games were. The movies were horrible, this being the worst one yet.

http://youtu.be/wQ5YBcNgt7U

[*Chernaudi]

Only really good things from those movies were the soundtracks.  How much of the suckage was a consequence of making Mature rated games become PG-13 rated movies?  Same thing sorta happened to the first Guyver film it seems, though Guyver as a manga is aimed at the teenage Shonen set ironically.

[Guest Diespiter]

Lets face it.

 

The Mortal Kombat film needs a reboot with an R rating.

 

The films had horrible CGI and special effects. 

 

Mortal Kombat 2 sucked horribly.

 

The acting was horrible.

 

It would be nice to imagine a reboot at this point.  Maybe one day a major film production will consider rebooting Mortal Kombat into what it should have been.