Why do jerks and creeps keep getting the girls

[*Jess♥]

Dude, I hope you change some of the word filters bit so that more incredibly funny words come out.

Like the F word being changed to the name of some indian food.

you might regret asking me that

[Super Existence]

F**K - Balti

S**t - Bhuna

Bastard - Bhaji

D**khead - Rogan Josh

Did you see that Balting Bhaji the other day? Bhuna man, what a Rogan Josh!

We can keep a CLEAN house!

[*Jess♥]

F**K - Balti

S**t - Bhuna

Bastard - Bhaji

D**khead - Rogan Josh

Did you see that Balting Bhaji the other day? Bhuna man, what a Rogan Josh!

We can keep a CLEAN house!

i did change them to CHICKEN...

but these look quite entertaining

I won't use these though because some of those cuss words are used in Guyver and if somebod wants to quote, they need to use the words.

i did change some of the words though.. why don't you try out some of the cusswords?

[CustodianGuyver]

Back on topic.

Biggest time waster of chicks are high maintanece one. Usually hot looking,but brains size of small chicken. :lol:

Example my former friend tried to date this chick Jeniffer. She was pretty hot looking and high maintance type of chick. You would have to buy her some expensive stuff for this tart to date you.

Funny thing she never went out with him since this looser never had a solid job and was borrowing not returning money from people like me. :lol:

She was dating at a time some famous Australian football player. Funny how he thought he had a chance with a chick like that. :lol: :lol:

Chicks like her a 100% waste off time and not worth it, but that moron tried several times to pick her up.

I would rather have a chick that is not attractive on outside with a very nice personality on inside than have a tart like Jennifer example.

I noticed also that women from poorer countries are way more mature than women from rich countries. Reason they lived a harder life and are way better as wives and don't worry as much on how good they are gonna look.

I don't like those chicks who constantly worry on how they look. Outside looks fades with age. Inside wonderful personality stays forever. Age does not affect it.

Thanks to the garbage media and so called famous people and super models. Some people follow the famous people like they are gods. Way they dress, the way act and everything else. But they bleed and die just like me.

To me that is just sad in trying to act like those famous people. Be yourself and not some fake famous personality. Especially chick trying to be example used

Angelina Jolie or some other famous tart.

Edited August 25, 2008 by Ryuki

[*V Guyver]

Don't you mean her brains was "Fried Chicken"

Yeah, I hate Diva's with a passion. Never dated one, but I sure as heck don't ever want to date one.

The media really has made it hard for relationships to flourish because now because the population is focused on beauty and money instead of say... a good reliable person who'd care about you. You probably wont see Paris Hilton last in a marriage, or most celebrities for that matter. What's happening to celebrities somehow becomes emulated by regular people, and now we have Divorce rate in America that has reached to about 60%. I have grandparents who have been married for 50 years or so, but the generation after them is lucky to even reach a ten year anniversary these days.

[Super Existence]

At least in the USA you can casually date a girl and it's no big thing.

Ask an American girl out and she thinks 'Yeah...might be fun.'

Ask an English girl out and she thinks 'Do I really want to marry this fool?'

[*V Guyver]

lol, I thought English mentality was similar to American and french mentality. I didn't think the English women would be on par with Portuguese women.

[CustodianGuyver]

In Australia women would first look for the looks when dating a guy first. Same with men I used to be one off them when I was younger. Thinking she is so hot gonna try and pick her up, but now no thanks.

VGuyver there is no shame in asking help from the goverment. People like you need it since you try very hard to support your family. You had a nervous break down once and you don't want a second one. Here in Australia we also have those people like your mom trying to leech money from goverment and not working.

I hate those people with a passion and dumb clueless people like Paris Hilton mommy and daddy gave me everything on a silver plate. This is no joke,but Paris Hilton does not know the difference between chicken and beef. If that is not dumb I don't know what is. :lol:

I hope this advice helps you out a bit vguyver.

Try to get help from goverment and move out with your younger sister and your teenage brother. Your mother is sending a very negative message to your younger sister,because she sees her with different men every time. She will think that behavoir is ok date some washed up looser later on. He will get her pregnant and ruin her life.

As for your mom I really hope she wakes up to what shes doing and start taking care off her family.

Can I ask you a question. Does that new boyfriend off hers even have a job?

I watched today the show called Judge Judy. There was a case with a 25 year old black guy and his former girlfriend. His former girlfriend was white lady with blond curly hair. To make a long story short This was a funny bit judge judy told him. "If you can make a baby then you are fit enough to work, because making a baby is also work." "Only thing making a baby is all pleasure and more enjoyable."

That comment just made me laugh. :lol: :lol:

Edited August 26, 2008 by CustodianGuyver

[*V Guyver]

Yeah he works at a store. Not really all impressive though, he had a job barely paying as much as mine. Just a few bucks above minimum wage. Still step above my current situation though, I'll give him that. My mom avoids me talking to him, either because she thinks I cause problems with men, or I end up revealing their bad halfs. Go figure.

[CustodianGuyver]

Yeah he works at a store. Not really all impressive though, he had a job barely paying as much as mine. Just a few bucks above minimum wage. Still step above my current situation though, I'll give him that. My mom avoids me talking to him, either because she thinks I cause problems with men, or I end up revealing their bad halfs. Go figure.

That is good now he can support your mother instead off you. Encourage your mom to move in with him this will give you a better chance to take care off your younger sister and teenage brother. Your mom needs to start taking care off herself. Don't be afraid to ask goverment for help and belive me you are not leeching taking money of goverment.

People like you deserve a bit off helping hand to get you on your feet a bit faster than you can do it. Do you have any other relatives besides your aunty like grand parents.

Besides you need to think about your own future too man and your selfish mother is not really helping you there.

In the end I hope everything works out for you Vguyver and that someday you meet a nice lady and get married.

[*Jess♥]

it seems to me she is choosing men that react badly to her family.

this could be due to some fear of the family.

perhaps she is afraid of being a proper mother.

or she doesn't think she is good enough. maybe you can help her there. manipulate the situation and give her a chance to do something motherly without realising it. then show her how well she did.

that might increase her confidence, she will feel her maternal istincts and perhaps things will improve.

or on hte other hand it could be due to some guilt.

but i don't know the situation fully. I'm just guessing.

if you really want to help your mother, you need to help her to help herself.

I'm a strong believer in 'tough love' and i don't usually wrap people in cotton.

I can be harsh sometimes but i think that it works far better in hte long run. people learn hard lessons but at least they learn and their life improves because of that.

I'm sorry to say this, but supporting your family financially, IMO is not helping. it's just letting the situation go stagnant.

the people who should be doing certain things are not doing certain things, and they are being allowed to let their life collapse.

on the other hand, I say you have a lot of love. everyone loves their family and it is beutiful to see people go to such lengths. I have a lot of respect for you.

love is a powerful tool. it can help us to do things that otherwise would seem impossible.

[*V Guyver]

lol yeah, A person like me can always dream of being happy and married.

Manipulation has never been my thing. Never was good at it, and didn't care to be good at it. Maybe I should be more conniving.

[*Jess♥]

conniving suggests wrongful.

I do not believe it is wrong to behave in a covert manner in order to help somebody you love.

they say 'the lord works in mysterious ways'. if 'god' works covertly then it most certainly can't be a bad thing. :wink:

anyway, i think you sell youself short. you are capable of operating in your current situation. you managed that easy enough. you are still alive and operating within acceptable parameters.

so to think about your situation and how it might change if your actions were to change, I am sure it would not be too hard.

whatever happens, i am confident you can deal with it.

but anyway, that is all up to you. nobody can run your life except you.

[*V Guyver]

yeah, that is obviously true. What I really lack these days is resolve/will and confidence to do things. You can call it a lack of hope or whatnot, though it isn't that, just tiresome of people around me who don't change. So all I can do is attempt to throw myself back into the workforce. I often now wonder if I'm still mentally fit or just whiny/weak as a person.

For example, they had a guy on Oprah (normally I don't watch, but they had bill Cosby and issues of blacks in society) who's mother and brother were murdered, and he was about to be shot until he begged for his life and for god. The killer was the mothers lover (not sure if he was the biological father) He was let go and ran into a house, and later ended up going to college and is about to graduate despite his past and proven statistics. Now that is a guy who did great things despite his tragedy, and me... well here I am acting like a loser.

So tomorrow, I'm going to get my finances ready for the next months rent, get some supplies and rework my resume (I lack MS word, so I'm going to buy it tomorrow) and start posting it up on websites in hopes that a job finds me instead of me just hunting for what isn't there. I'm taking this guys example and going to ignore my moms promises and just work my life no matter how much my mom messes herself up.

If my mom wants her boyfriend to live with us, he's going to have to chip in with rent and everything. I'm not paying for another freeloader.

[*Jess♥]

i'm really glad to hear it

sometimes it can be pretty scary to make big changes but you have to laugh in hte face of fear.

otherwise we would all hide in a shell for our entire lives.

[CustodianGuyver]

i'm really glad to hear it

sometimes it can be pretty scary to make big changes but you have to laugh in the face of fear.

otherwise we would all hide in a shell for our entire lives.

Yo Ruyki change your avatar to a pink dinosaur. :lol: Back on topic. Vguyver I hope everything works out for you.

As for me I am taking further steps to fix my life. Seeing a therapist. Also seeing this guy who can apperently heal people spirtiually. I gotta try some new stuff and be open to more possibilties.

Who knows there might be people with special gifts out there that can heal people. This guy read out everything accuretly about my old man's past my dad's past. My dad told me he read him 95% accuretly and get this it is first time he met this person.

I am gonna give this person a go. Don't belive it in so far, but you never know till you try. You can give him money how much you want too. $20 to $200 dollars.

Maybe I got something evil inside me thas killing my soul and my will to live. I know you all think I am crazy, but oh well. :lol:

As a side note you gotta be open to different people,possibilties,races, cultures and overall general world. You cannot be close minded like me. Working on fixing it to be more open minded.

[*Jess♥]

I am gonna give this person a go. Don't belive it in so far, but you never know till you try. You can give him money how much you want too. $20 to $200 dollars.

I think sometimes you have to experience things before you can believe. even then there is some resistance, because of how we have been brought up.

the most important thing that will help you overcome whatever it is that you need to overcome... is belief. it doesn't matter what it is that you end up believeing, it's only important that you do believe.

I like teh sound of this person. if he is operating with such freedom towards money, it means that he cares more about his work than hte money. that means he is most likely trustworthy.

I really hope this goes well for you

p.s. .. heh heh, no I'm not bringing the pink dinosaur back i'm afraid. at least not that image. if it comes back at all, it will be a pixel drawing.

[*V Guyver]

good luck with that custodian... just be weary if the guy later down the road starts asking for increasingly higher rums of money or expenses.

[CustodianGuyver]

Thanks for the support guys. That healer can apperently kill you with just 1 touch. You die immediately. I asked him that and he told me if I hurt or harm 1 person that he would lose that gift from god. This sounds to me a bit far fetched, but I can always find out if I sleep with a guy's wife. :lol:

He has an uncle in Europe who cannot die. His body has fallen apart he is suffering, but cannot die. His uncle used his healing gift to kill people and take millions of dollars. He is a multi millionare this guy's uncle.

He said same thing would happen to me if I use my healing gifts to destroy people.

He will just say "omg you 2 are thumping each other in my bed now die custodianguyver and you evil tart off my wife". :evil: He touches us with his finger once both off us and we just drop dead on spot. In other words try no to make this guy angry.

Also he cannot accept large amount off money of people he heals. If he does he loses his gift from god. I went to 1 session so far and at end off it he asked me you can give me as much money as you want or even nothing. I decided to give him $100 australian for first session. After I will probably give him $20 each next session.

I been once he told me come 2 more times and that he would remove this curse or whatever else I have. He can do that, but he also told me that I have to make a big effort myself if I want too change my life. Which is true. I just wonder what the hell I have inside me that he can only remove. Other healers like himself. Get this he has a father who is 104 years old. Lives in france. He looks like in his early 70s and he is even more stronger spirtuall healer than himself. His father no2 in the world in spirtually healing strength.

Does shinnnneeee word mean die in Japanese laungage. Sounds like that when they say it anime.

Thumping word I replaced it with f word and tart means the ladies who love to taste different variety and sizes of 100% man attached sausages. :lol:

I tried not too use very heavy swear words. I got 1 warning don't want anymore off em.

I belive in this guy about 85%. If you don't belive in him at all he sends you back. Kicks you out from his house.

Edited September 5, 2008 by CustodianGuyver

[*Jess♥]

thank you custodian, I really appreciate your efforts to keep your language under control

anyway, I enjoyed reading your post.

personally I do not believe all of this.

it is not possible to kill a person with the power of touch or the power of thought or any of this kind of healig power. there are poisons and stuff that could do that.. but the power of touching a persons spirit cannot be used to destroy.

the reason I say that is because the gift of healing is a gift of grace. it is used under grace.

it's like... how do i explain... if you have money, you can give money to people. but no matter how much money you are able to give, you are unable to take money from somebody.

people have defense mechanisms.

so as soon as you try and take money from somebody, their defences come up.

have you ever been around somebody you don't like?

you immediately feel defensive.

sometimes you don't even have to know a person well, your instincts tel you there is danger.

I don't trust. I guess that is why spiritual healers can never seem to help me. becaue i won't let them. my friends have had reiki done to them. they all told me how they felt so different and so much better afterwards. I never feel any different. it's because i block their energy.

I'm too indipendant and not trusting enough of others.

the other stuff you said, makes sense to me but i would be careful what to listen to. if this is truly what this person said to you.. I am not sure what to think.. if it is what somebody else said about this person, then i thinnk it is probably lies.

i feel uncomfortable about what you said anyhow.

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I asked him that and he told me if I hurt or harm 1 person that he would lose that gift from god.

this part sounds right. the power of spiritual healing is linked to love. love does not contain thoughts of harm. if thoughts of harm arise, then the power diminishes.

the other parts you said, they are from rumours, right?

[*BananaKing]

I know this is a specific thread but since this is a topic about women I'm hoping my fellow board members could help out their favorite king:

I met this girl in my drawing class yesterday. She's real pretty and she lives near my hometown. I'm falling for her but I don't know if the feeling is mutual. We had dinner after class and I was being myself and I got her to laugh and smile but I don't know if she likes me the way I'm liking her. We saw a campus movie and I thought it would be a perfect chance for it to be our first date, but she had to bring her roommate along. So there was no romance in the air. She invited me to go back to her dorm room (We live in the same dorm but on differant floors) and I heard she might have a boyfriend back home!!!

How do I get this girl to like me guys? I want to make her my BananaQueen! The last girlfriend I had only went out with me for a month and she dumped me but we're "still friends" I'm trying to get her to come to the beach with me and my roommate but I fear she'll feel awkward and decline! What can I do?!!!!

[CustodianGuyver]

Ruyki there is 1 person that I don't like. Head off catholic church current main pope Benedict the 16 th. There is something about that dude that just plainly makes my hair rise at the back off my neck. He would be a perfect evil villain in super hero movie. :lol: When I seen him for the first time on television there was something wrong as soon as i saw him. Something screaming in my head child pedophile and other worse things.

I might be wrong, but who knows.

They say he was a member off Hitler's nazi group in his youth too.

On topic I wish you all the best banana king. If it does not work out with her there is always other women.

[*V Guyver]

Yeah, when I first saw the new pope... he sorta reminded me of Emperor Palpatine.

Though I don't think he looks like a pedo. In my opinion you can't judge one by looks. Ted Bundy just looked like some regular country hick, but he was eating people. Himmler had an air to him though... but then again that was post war dialog.

Oh and just about every male youth was in the Hitler Youth, it was advocated for forced on many.

Banana, I'm sure if she got to know you that she'd like to peel you open. jk

In all seriousness, if you like the girl then you should really tell her. You may end up regretting not telling her that you like her, or ask her on a date. Now, I understand that asking to the beach or asking her at all would seem troublesome. But if you don't ask her then you are doing nothing, besides going to the beach is a normal thing. I doubt she'll think it a perverted method. It only becomes viewed as perverted if you come on to her like some pervert. Just be yourself and be honest, if you want to be more comfortable, then practice your delivery. It will likely work out if you just try.

If she has a boyfriend, then don't fret. It's life, if she ever breaks up with him then she may think about you and end up asking you out later instead. Besides, I think she'll be flattered to have a guy ask her out in the first place.

As for being part of the undying... hmm, to be honest I think it isn't worth it. You live long and all, but people around you die sooner then you, including loved ones. Also as you grow old you tend to suffer more and degenerate. As much as I would like to live a long healthy life, I certainly don't want to live a long life of pain and become incapable of sustaining myself. But that's just my opinion.

[durendal]

BK, to be honest, we could all give you all sorts of advice but it may not be applicable to you. Firstly, we don't know this girl and giving you certain advice might have a different effect. So I will just generalize and analyze based on what you said.

Firstly, you mentioned that she brought along a friend when you guys went out. This could mean that she has some insecurities being alone with you and wanted someone familiar to cling to. What this probably means for you is that she doesn't fully trust, and you have to develop that trust by doing things that will make her relax towards you.

Also, if you want to confirm if she has a boyfriend or not, being discrete is always the best method. One example is to make the conversation lead to asking about her boyfriend. Like starting a topic about her home town, and if she still has constant communication with her friends there. Or you could use a compliment to ask her. Something like "I bet your boyfriend back home misses your beautiful smile". Her answer will confirm your suspicions.

The general technique is to make her feel comfortable around you and make her feel that you can be her best friend. However, this would be a double edged sword. Because if it continues on too long, you will be stuck as being the best friend.

And if she really has a boyfriend, the only way to get her is that her boyfriend is a real jerk. And you have to make her see how the guy treats her by treating her better.

Again, not all of this advice is applicable to you because there are a multitude of people around the world and there are also a multitude of ways to approach them. What I stated is the generalization.

Also, if it was me, I won't tell the girl immediately that I like her. As this usually annoy her and would instead avoid you. The way to tell a girl that you are interested in her is to let her feel it. Just like taking extra attention to the details of what she said and treating her more nicer than usual. Asking her out would be a nice start. If she responds possitively to your suggestions, then there is a good chance. However, if she outright refuses any ideas that you might have. Look somewhere else. But judging from what you said, she accepted your invite. I would assumed that you asked her out.

Also, never EVER ask a girl her age. That's just plain rude.

[*Jess♥]

BK, to be honest, we could all give you all sorts of advice but it may not be applicable to you. Firstly, we don't know this girl and giving you certain advice might have a different effect. So I will just generalize and analyze based on what you said.

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Again, not all of this advice is applicable to you because there are a multitude of people around the world and there are also a multitude of ways to approach them. What I stated is the generalization.

this is very true.

this is why I am moving areas because the kind of person I am is incapable of getting a grilfriend round here.

I am the kind of person who will be polite, will treat a girl with respect, will want to go to nice interestig cultural places, will enjoy conversation and so on.

girls round here are unusual creatures.

if you make any sort of indication that you are a decent guy, they completely lose interest in you.

to get a girl interested in you around here, you need to drink a lot of alcohol, be insanely good at dancing and know everyone. you have to smoke, do drugs, and have no ambition.

also you have to be well versed in being able to talk bullshit.

I know that real girls exhist, they are just an endangered species around here.