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Liu Zi Xuan - Don't Tounch

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I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help". What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' Johnny: I is.. Teacher: No, that's not correct Johnny. You should always say, 'I am.' Johnny: Ok, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

I can't take Scientology seriously. It's the belief that humans were brought to earth by aliens on a spaceship carried by two massive lizards, which landed in a volcano and dispersed humans throughout the world. Then the aliens take off, and the lizards go and hide under the sea in massive caves. Add two Italian plumbers to that and you've got the first five levels of Super Mario!

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the drivers door. "Is there a problem, Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I stole this car." The officer says, "Stole it?" The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner." At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what?" "She's in the boot if you want to see." The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun. The senior officer says, "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem, sir?" "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner." "Murdered the owner?" The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?" The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot. The officer says, "Is this your car sir?" The man says, "Yes" and hands over the registration papers. The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence." The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you, sir. One of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner." The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"

When I was a toddler, my parents would always say, "Excuse my French" just after a swear word. I'll never forget the first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently than most of ours do, to our amazement, and amusement. Here are some of his gems: 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend... but she left me before we met. 12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark? 13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 18 - Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. 19 - I intend to live forever... So far, so good. 20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." 24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. 29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. 31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. 33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

I liked the souped up Prime in the last part of the movie. Too bad it was only temporary. But I have to agree with you about the introduction of new autobots and decepticons. The only new ones I ever heard was Sideswipe and Arcee. They even have the constructicons but didn't even bother naming it. But then, how will you explain devastators appearance in the first movie. Prime kicked ass, 3 against 1.

I just saw it last night and it was a long movie and didn\'t drag on, which I liked. My only gripe is that they didn\'t quite take advantage of the naming conventions. I kinda felt like they used some elements of the old Transformers the Movie. The twins are hilarious. edit: damn spoiler tags. Don\'t know either to spell as Spoiler or Spoilers.

Nun: Mother Superior, I was raped. What will I do? Mother Superior: Take this Lemon. Nun: Will this ease the pain? Mother Superior: Suck on it, so that it will wipe that big smile on your face.

Doctor teaching med students... Dr: First thing you must learn is to remove your fear. (he inserted his finger in the anus of a corpse & licked it) Dr: Now you do it ( all of the students did as the doctor had, afterwards) Dr: Next is that you must be very observant. How many of you noticed that i put my middle finger but licked my index finger?

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. 'Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.' Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did. Carol's mother, being a CHRISTian woman, wanted her to reflect on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to GOD and tell him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write GOD a letter. LETTER 1: Dear GOD: I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my birthday I want a red one. Your friend, Carol Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this year, so she tore up the letter and started over. LETTER 2: Dear GOD: This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Carol Carol knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and started again. LETTER 3: Dear GOD: I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Carol Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her a bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and told her mother she wanted to go to church. Carol's mother thought her plan had worked because Carol looked very sad. 'Just be home in time for dinner,' her mother said. Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. She looked around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary, slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street, into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down and wrote her letter to GOD. LETTER 4: I GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. Signed, YOU KNOW WHO

Perhaps the simplest reason why there are limited or no female zoanoids is just because of simple vanity? I mean, if you look at it, zoanoids are not exactly that "good looking". And women are somewhat vain to a degree. Another possibility is that male zoanoids tend to have greater potential in muscular development. It's logical to use candidates that have the most potential. I may be wrong, but didn't they have screening process when they made zoaforming public?

Woohoo! Actual 1:1 scale moving (sort of) RX-78 Gundam:

Well, detailed info, no. But contributors who are willing to contribute articles yes. I don't think I can do all of these alone. I'm starting to share your vision of the wiki, but unfortunately thinking of completing it is overwhelming. The Hurricanger Wiki already took much of my time, and I don't think I want to get stuck with just doing the wiki. Well, for now, I guess I'll just work on what I'm interested in, and go from there.

Okay.... did a little research and I found out that our knowledge of Tokusatsu is only the tip of the iceberg. Looking at the tokusatsu TV series from a Japanese wiki, here are the classes they have: Series: * Ultra Series (Ultraman) * Kamen Rider Series * Super Sentai Series * Metal Hero Series * Toei Mysterious Comedy Series * Sukeban Detective Series * Super Star God Series (Gransazer, Sazer X) * Tomica Heroes Series Space (Space G men) Mecha & SF (Mighty Jack, Night Head) Bizaare (Jigoku Shojo, Moon spiral) Eras & Ninja (Henshin Ninja Arashi) Life Size Hero (Gekkoh Kamen, Guyferd, Spiderman, Ryukendo) Group Heroes (Akumaizer 3, Wild 7) Giant Heroes (Giant Robo, Fireman, Super Robot Red Baron) Super Heroine (Cutey Honey the live) Fantasy Everyday Magic (Magister Negi Magi, Steel Angel Kurumi pure) Young Detective Others This is really getting much more broader and difficult.

I changed some of the format and added a few series in the list. Also, i seem to notice that we are only including Toei tokusatsu. I think there are still other tokusatsu shows like Guyferd, Ryukendo, gransazer etc etc. Just not sure how we're going to fit them.

Okay, 306 is out and this is the third consecutive chapter that has less words. All the pages are more of descriptive drawings and no information was given except that the world changed. It's either Miura is going to tell something big, or he's already running out of ideas that he's stalling.

One last set for Nagasawa Nao:

Nagasawa Nao: