Kenji Murakami

Call the Psychic Hotline and ask them if they know which floor you're on. I even worked as a lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it. So they gave me the ax. A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!" A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here." A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, "You look nice today." A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, "That's a nice shirt." The guy asks the bartender, "Who is that?" The bartender says, "Those are the peanuts. They're complimentary!"

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I tend to think your theories his the closest to what's been demonstrated, Ryuki. I do like hearing other speculations, though.

That's an interesting theory, Ryuki. It definately sounds plausible.

Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars, I thought "Where the hell is the ceiling?!" If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? BOMB SQUAD. If I'm running, try to keep up. A day without sunshine is like.. well, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Oingo Boingo's Dead Man's Party.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-7uPpaJndI A whole lot of Kamen Riders transforming. Good music, too.

Yeah, I think I see it. :wink:

That sounds like something he'd try; and of course once (if) he finds out about Guyot, he's probably going to go after him. That'd certainly be something to see.

How convieniant. :wink:

I look forward to reading The 14th Zoalord again, wherever you decide to put it.

Whatever you feel like doing; I can read them just as well here as there. I don't know the characters, and I'm just getting into the fandom, so I haven't read them yet.

Chapter 18 has been posted in the main topic, for anyone who wants to read it.

Yes, I can see that. :wink: I'm grateful that you took the time to read this story of mine, and I'm glad you liked it too. Here's the last five chapters: SOM_81.htm SOM_82.htm SOM_83.htm SOM_84.htm SOM_85.htm

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad. If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. Why can't DOS ever say "Excellent command or filename"? A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory! Robots will be able to buy happiness, but in condensed chip form.

Hello, this is Jack. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatter, so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker. So leave a message at the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as my component particles have been restored to their normal charges. I shot J.R.! I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

I didn't know you'd written fic for Bleach. That's interesting; are you still planning to post The 14th Zoalord at FF.Net? If so, give me the address, kay?

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to change it, and three to complain that it's electric. How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to screw in the new bulb, and three to talk about how much they'll miss the old one. How many beer makers does it take to change a light bulb? About one third less than for a regular bulb. How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner. How many help-desk employees does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmmm. The bulb works fine in my office. How many Taoists does it take to change a light bulb? You cannot change a light bulb. By nature, it will go out again.

There are two ways to construct a software design. Make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies; or make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. UNIX: when you can't afford the very best. A fail-safe circuit will destroy all other circuits. Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

It ends like that becase that was how the story turned out; I don't plan my endings to any real extent, and I wanted to follow as close to the Manga as I could. That was how things turned out in the manga, ya know? :wink: Chapters 71 - 80: SOM_71.htm SOM_72.htm SOM_73.htm SOM_74.htm SOM_75.htm SOM_76.htm SOM_77.htm SOM_78.htm SOM_79.htm SOM_80.htm

After months of training, when you finally understand all of a program’s commands, the new revised edition arrives with a new command structure. Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. Artificial Intelligence: The art of making real computers act like the ones in movies. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Lisp in action is like a finely choreographed ballet. Basic in action is like a waltz of drugged elephants. C in action is like a sword dance on a freshly waxed floor. Error 7.0b1 - The item could not be deleted because it was missing. There are two major products to come out of Berkley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.

When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape. When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap. No matter how much I care, some People are just assholes. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. How many dadaists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish. How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. If you're having trouble with the bulb, it could be the socket, which may cause you problems in the future. Therefore, we should remove the socket. How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes three bulbs.