Ok so the big Idea was to deliberately provoke someone for no reason. I wont bother asking why, all I'll say is really, really!
Is their really a need to be a dick to people simply for you own amusement. People don't find this funny or entertaining, we think its childish, petty and stupid.
The idea of a forum is that its a place people can come together to talk and share information about things they like, the last thing we want is someone abusing the site and its members for a cheap, pathetic thrill.
So please act respectfully or go away.