jerrygoodman

For my next contestant, I'd like to pit Archanfel against someone who, quite literally has been to Hell and back...more times than he'd probably care to remember. I give you, Al Simmons, better known as SPAWN. So...how do you think Simmons might fare against the leader of Chronos?

Just take the damn Panda cheese.

EAT THIS, YOU GRAVY SUCKING DOOOOOOGS!!!!!

MORTAL KOMBAAAAT!!!!

Oh man, who remembers Ecto Cooler?

Steering away from Marvel for awhile, lately I have had Ghostbusters on the brain, and I was thinking...what would happen if Archanfel took on Gozer the Gozerian? And before anyone asks, no I am not necessarily suggesting Gozer would take the form of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man (although seeing that fight would be freaking hilarious)...

"I like to eat the peanut butter first."

Preach!

I dunno - Show him how much we care?

The best part of waking up...

Players to stadium now...players to stadium now...

Speaking of milk...

Soda, OJ, purple stuff...and the Sunny Delight! Do none of these families drink milk?!?

Well...it IS a big ad.

So...I'm guessing the well's still coming up dry right now?

YOU CANNOT BEAT US...YOU CANNOT BEAT US...

L'eggo my Eggo!

Can we all just agree that PSAs during the early nineties were just friggin' scary?

Get the power...NINTENDO POWER!

So, whaddya think? An actual update, or more girls in bunny suits? (at this point, I'd even take a group of Gregoles and Vamores in funny hats doing the Harlem Shake if it meant we got something new)

It keeps going and going and going...

Time to make the donuts...

It's six feet of bubble gum for you...not THEM!

Step into a Slim Jim...OOOOOOH YEAH!!!!