*zeo Posted August 30, 2008 Posted August 30, 2008 Alternatives to Sade LP's The Auto Assault-12 (AA-12) is a fully automatic, recoilless shotgun that can fire 300 rounds per minute. That is a lot of zombies my friend. Okay, so a UAV that can stab zombies from the sky does not currently exist - but that would be one hell of a weapon. A V8 powered chainsaw is probably not the best choice in terms of mobility, but if you could somehow attach it to the front of your truck the carnage you could inflict on a crowd of zombies would be epic. Being able to reload quickly is essential when being swarmed by zombies. The FAST (Fast And Smooth Transition) system can help by providing a quick release magazine for your M-16 magazines. You might as well look the part... This crazy wrist knife is easy to wield, it looks intimidating and it is scary cheap at only $35. Never forget those cliff notes...(Bonus) In the heat of battle, all you need to do is glance down at your shirt to determine the best area to attack. Available for $21. Presently not being sold, so you may need to make one yourself. Just remember there is no such thing as being too prepared. Having a zombie survival kit close at hand is always a good idea. The Book that survivors swear by One of the scariest weapons in this arsenal, the wasp knife "injects a ball of compressed gas into its victim that then expands to the size of a basketball, instantly freezing and exploding their internal organs." In close quarters combat, a handgun with a bayonet could come in mighty handy. In fact, any of the guns in the following link would be nice to have in a zombie battle. Remember, customization can increase your chances of survival! If you are going to be fighting zombies, you need to keep those guns clean to ensure that they function properly. This gun washing machine can clean up to 10 handguns or 4 long guns simultaneously. Available for $7,795. More is Better Keep away from these guys, zombies can't even read, they'll be the first to go Practice your skills with minimum chance of decapitating... uh, someone you really didn't intend to. Trust me it takes forever to get the stains out of the carpets Remember... And don't forget zombies aren't limited to the formerly human type... Good luck Quote
*zeo Posted August 30, 2008 Author Posted August 30, 2008 Then may I suggest some fine cinema choices? And of course the whole Evil Dead series, which btw S.R. has confided that he intends to do a remake later now that he's a big budget movie maker Quote
*zeo Posted September 1, 2008 Author Posted September 1, 2008 Another good trainer for the coming apocalypse Left 4 Dead To Be Cut Scene Free Just remember, if your kid acts like this... Chances are you better get the zombie kit out and keep your distance. Quote
largo Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Seriously LOL but zeo by anychance you would have the full image of the cat in the last post. Quote
*zeo Posted September 1, 2008 Author Posted September 1, 2008 Here's some interesting science, Wolverine may be closer related to frogs than Wolverines... http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2008/05/wolverine_frogs_pop_retractable_claws_from_their_toes.php As for that image, it is the full image... Here's the previous pre-infected image... And the source page... http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=17037&display=photoshop And some others... But some fight back... Quote
largo Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Sorry should of been more specific the "So Cute I Wanna Eat it" looks cut off I was wondering if maybe you had a full version of this pic sorry for the confusion. Quote
*zeo Posted September 1, 2008 Author Posted September 1, 2008 It isn't cut off on my screen? Kid is looking up with the cat firmly in his mouth and his little feet can be seen just past the cat... Quote
largo Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 I just tried to view image only and it was the whole thing I think it's that the pic was to big for the board and it cut it off a bit. Quote
*zeo Posted October 7, 2008 Author Posted October 7, 2008 Higher Screen resolution should solve that... Would You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse? BrickArms Zombie Defense Weapons Pack Features Glowing Minifig Zombie Head Zombie Apocafest 2008: Children, avert your eyes! Has Marvel Discovered The Everybody-Wins Solution For Zombies? Zombie Doll Will Eat Your Stuffed Animals' Braaaaaains P.S.> Don't forget your emergency supplies, zombies don't care that you need to get groceries. To them you are the groceries!!! GearDeal: Emergency food kit with 275 servings lasts 20 years - $74.99 And if you do really need to resupply, make sure your transportation is up to snuff!!! Rhino Armored Bus Quote
Guyver_Astray Posted December 27, 2008 Posted December 27, 2008 My friends and I have had similar discussions about such an event. It's kinda sad that we actually came up with a plan and what vehicles and weapons we would require. I suggest some form of light weight armor, nothing that would slow down or hender one's movement, but strong enough to resist a zombie bite. My crazy roommate, a wanna be samurai, suggests using a sword. Good luck with that. I can't remember the details on what vehicles would be needed. I remember something about a armored down bus of some kind, but dirt bikes for either scouting purposes or for getting through narrow areas. Also, limiting your group to only a hand full of people, though it sounds cruel, is the better way. Four people tops. Yea, safety wise maybe not so good, but when it comes to food and water, it's the better bet. Too many people, means more people to watch out for. Quote
Juggernought Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Best way....build a huge underground bunker, stock piles of food and supplies for years as well as water and say goodbye to the sun for a long time. Quote
*zeo Posted January 8, 2009 Author Posted January 8, 2009 Best Zombie-Nazi Fight Scene in History Not Even Zombies Are Safe From Reality TV George Romero and Zombies Go Together Like Chocolate and Brains Broadway Killed The Zombies Quote
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