Guest Jupiter Posted April 27, 2014 Posted April 27, 2014 Here are some funny questions that I found on the internet. Do you have what it takes to answer them? 1.- Can you cry under water?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------2.- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------3.- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------4.- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------5.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------6.- What disease did cured ham actually have?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------7.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------8.- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------9.- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------10.- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------11.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------12.- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------13.- Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------14.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------15.- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------16.- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------17.- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------18.- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------19.- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------20.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------21.- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------22.- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------23.- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------24.- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------25.- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------26.- If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? 1 Quote
Shin Mefilas Posted April 27, 2014 Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) 1 - you can try but none would notice notice 2 - assassination is described as when someone is killed for payment or political reasons so anyone can be assassinated if moneys involved 3 - Its just a saying dont read to much into it, 4 - I'll tell you when I die 5 - Because its ironice 6 - Trichina and salmonella 7 - Beacuse humans are very cleaver and yet very stupid 8 - see 3 9 - Yes because the word has a double meaning although it is ironic when you think about it 10 - Pass, that is weaird though 11 - see 7 12 - I think its just common courtesy, none likes strangers looking at the naked unnessaseraly 13 - no idea 14 - see 7 15 - see 7 16 - no dead bodies dont count as an occupants 17 - see 7 or a very stupid plote device 18 - One is a anthropomorphic dog the other is just a dog 19 - I think ACME give him the stuff for free and use him as a crash dummy for their products (Animal Testing) 20 - BABIES HAHA! or maybe Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance but that would be boring 21 - Yes for some people 22 - Not quite 23 - Because someone asked me question 22, I'm not ashamed 24 - Hemisphere in astrolagiy means either half of the celestial sphere as divided by the ecliptic, the celestial equator, or the horizon while in anatomy it relates to the lateral halves of the cerebrum; a cerebral hemisphere. Hemorroids are named after the bleeding they cause, hemo meaning blood. The word asteroid is poorly defined but at best means small solar system body, asteroid comes from the greek word astro which means star 25 - hmmmm never blown in a dogs face so no I never noticed 26 - I prefer the term "struggle snuggle" myself Edited April 27, 2014 by Waferdanos Quote
Guest Jupiter Posted May 1, 2014 Posted May 1, 2014 50 question to that will free your mind. Do you have what it takes to answer each one of them? Lets find out. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? Which is worse, failing or never trying? If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do? When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done? What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world? If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich? Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing? If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently? To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken? Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things? You’re having lunch with three people you respect and admire. They all start criticizing a close friend of yours, not knowing she is your friend. The criticism is distasteful and unjustified. What do you do? If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be? Would you break the law to save a loved one? Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity? What’s something you know you do differently than most people? How come the things that make you happy don’t make everyone happy? What one thing have you not done that you really want to do? What’s holding you back? Are you holding onto something you need to let go of? If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why? Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster? Would you rather be a worried genius or a joyful simpleton? Why are you, you? Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend? Which is worse, when a good friend moves away, or losing touch with a good friend who lives right near you? What are you most grateful for? Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones? Is is possible to know the truth without challenging it first? Has your greatest fear ever come true? Do you remember that time 5 years ago when you were extremely upset? Does it really matter now? What is your happiest childhood memory? What makes it so special? At what time in your recent past have you felt most passionate and alive? If not now, then when? If you haven’t achieved it yet, what do you have to lose? Have you ever been with someone, said nothing, and walked away feeling like you just had the best conversation ever? Why do religions that support love cause so many wars? Is it possible to know, without a doubt, what is good and what is evil? If you just won a million dollars, would you quit your job? Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing? Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before? When was the last time you marched into the dark with only the soft glow of an idea you strongly believed in? If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today? Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become extremely attractive or famous? What is the difference between being alive and truly living? When is it time to stop calculating risk and rewards, and just go ahead and do what you know is right? If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake? What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you? When was the last time you noticed the sound of your own breathing? What do you love? Have any of your recent actions openly expressed this love? In 5 years from now, will you remember what you did yesterday? What about the day before that? Or the day before that? Decisions are being made right now. The question is: Are you making them for yourself, or are you letting others make them for you? 1 Quote
*Chernaudi Posted May 1, 2014 Posted May 1, 2014 One I've wondered about in the Guyver universe--wouldn't it be a hassle for Shizu to wash her hair in a sink instead of a shower, or deal with on a windy day? I guess maybe Natsuki saw her long hair from early in the manga as an inconvenience in several ways, and why Shizu almost never wears her hair fully down. 1 Quote
*Jess♥ Posted May 1, 2014 Posted May 1, 2014 1.- Can you cry under water?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yes, tear ducts will secrete tears regardless. 2.- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- importance is irrelevant. an assassin is a paid killer. 3.- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a pwny ia british currency whilst cents is american. the exchange rate of pounds to dollars is roughly 2:1 4.- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, the clothes stay in the ground 5.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- square boxes are cheap, it is cheaper and easier to spin a circular dough. 6.- What disease did cured ham actually have?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- an acute case of death 7.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- strategic advantage is more important than travel ease 8.- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the phrase is not a reference to duration, it isa reference to peacefulness 9.- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yes because the prosecution can still hear 10.- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a movie is a media format, TV is a viewing platform 11.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- perspective is valuable 12.- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- watching somebody undress is sexy hence strip clubs. 13.- Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- bra is a top, a top goes on one abdomen, panties is a type of trousers, it goes on two legs. 14.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- some bread doesn't toast so fast, for example, gluten free bread 15.- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- it is a demonstration of defiance 16.- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- no because the corpse cannot vouch for himself if the cop looks in the window 17.- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a radio doesn't need to be watertight. 18.- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- pluto is a pet, goofy is a anthropomorph. 19.- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They wouldn't deliver dinner that far because it was outside teh radius, Wil E didn't have transport and could only order things that the mail man would bring. 20.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 21.- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- electricity is teh MOVEMENT of electrons. Morality would be the movement of morons from places they can hurt others. 22.- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- no 23.- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I didn't, I had already sung them in hte past. 24.- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a hemisphere describes one half of a sphere, it has nothing to do with the earths layers of breathable air. 25.- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- personal choice is very important, see next question 26.- If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? shoplifting happens to shops. 1 Quote
*Jess♥ Posted May 1, 2014 Posted May 1, 2014 How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? The premise is not in any way related to the query therefore the question is malformed. Which is worse, failing or never trying? context dependant. if the proposed task is trying to fly after jumping off the eiffel tower then it is worse to fail and better to not try. just one example. If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do? money When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done? the term 'said' describes a definable quantity, 'done' is an indefinable quantity as it can describe a varying number of possible phenomena. What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world? money If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich? love Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing? I do what I believe in If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently? I wouldn't To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken? dependant upon perspective. I believe my willpower determines everything that happens to me. so in that regard the answer is 100% Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things? right things You’re having lunch with three people you respect and admire. They all start criticizing a close friend of yours, not knowing she is your friend. The criticism is distasteful and unjustified. What do you do? admonish them. no hesitation. respect and admiration is only due to those who respect others. If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be? breathe Would you break the law to save a loved one? law is pointless in the face of personal integrity and love. Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity? yes What’s something you know you do differently than most people? accept others without judgement How come the things that make you happy don’t make everyone happy? the things that make me happy would make others happy if those people were in my position. What one thing have you not done that you really want to do? What’s holding you back? nothing. I do everything i want to. Are you holding onto something you need to let go of? the cats tail If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why? japan. it's obvious. Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster? sometimes if the button is sticky. it would make teh elevator faster since if the button stuck, the elevator would not move. moving is faster than still. Would you rather be a worried genius or a joyful simpleton? a worried genius. there is so much potential to change. Why are you, you? because i am. Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend? yes Which is worse, when a good friend moves away, or losing touch with a good friend who lives right near you? when a good friend moves away it matters. when you lose touch with somebody who lives close by, it doesn't matter because the relationship has taken its natural course. What are you most grateful for? me Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones? lose old memories things that are lost can be replaced or rebuilt Is is possible to know the truth without challenging it first? it's not possible to know 'the truth' because truth is subjective Has your greatest fear ever come true? yes. I met it, i challenged it, I defeated it, I loved it, I took it into myself and now honour it. Do you remember that time 5 years ago when you were extremely upset? Does it really matter now? yes. it made me who I am. What is your happiest childhood memory? What makes it so special? I don't remember At what time in your recent past have you felt most passionate and alive? When i went to Japan with my brother If not now, then when? when the time is right If you haven’t achieved it yet, what do you have to lose? there is lots to lose but i don't care Have you ever been with someone, said nothing, and walked away feeling like you just had the best conversation ever? yes. the cat. Why do religions that support love cause so many wars? religions don't support love, religions are organisations that by their nature support power mongering. power mongering is what causes war. Is it possible to know, without a doubt, what is good and what is evil? there is no such thing as good and evil, it is a veiled man made construct to alleviate personal responsibility. If you just won a million dollars, would you quit your job? no. Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing? duh. Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before? no When was the last time you marched into the dark with only the soft glow of an idea you strongly believed in? always, every day. If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today? my mum and my brother Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become extremely attractive or famous? no. I am already extremely attractive and I am known by hte right people for teh right reasons What is the difference between being alive and truly living? the words have different definitions in this context. truly living is being honest with yourself about who you are. When is it time to stop calculating risk and rewards, and just go ahead and do what you know is right? every moment and every day If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake? the people who are afraid to make mistakes are those who refuse to learn from their last mistake. What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you? nothing. When was the last time you noticed the sound of your own breathing? just now. before then, when i lay my head next to my cat and listened to her breathing. What do you love? Have any of your recent actions openly expressed this love? i love everything. all my actions reflect this. In 5 years from now, will you remember what you did yesterday? What about the day before that? Or the day before that? no, I don't remember my days because things are moving slowly. Decisions are being made right now. The question is: Are you making them for yourself, or are you letting others make them for you? I make my decisions. 1 Quote
Guest Jupiter Posted May 1, 2014 Posted May 1, 2014 wow, Yuki. Thats overkill, you answered all of them. In fact you're the first to answer them all. That makes you King Of The Hill. Quote
*Chernaudi Posted May 1, 2014 Posted May 1, 2014 Another females in Guyver question: how would they feel if someone dyed their hair to match one of the factory LMP1 cars racing this weekend in Belgium? I'd have to say that replicating the Audi R18 e-tron quattro color scheme would be a pain. Quote
*Chernaudi Posted May 2, 2014 Posted May 2, 2014 And now, how would characters in Guyver handle a zombie apocalypse? They'd have to be maybe easier to deal with than zoanoids, right? Quote
Guest Jupiter Posted May 7, 2014 Posted May 7, 2014 More Stupid Questions that I found online~ Do you have what it takes? Why do they call it after dark when it's really after light? Do horses and monkeys get grey hair when they get old? Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one? What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it's all about? Who did let the dogs out? Why is there only 12 hours on a clock? How long is a piece of string? Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Can animals commit suicide? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs! Did London Bridge ever fall down? Is it possible to be allergic to water? Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? Why are women and men's shoe sizes different? What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? How do you make seven even? How many seconds are there in a day? Why do they call it a "Television Set" when there's only one? How fast do you need to cook for it to be considered "Fast Food"? Where does the "o" come from when we abbreviate "number"? Why do they imply the 'birds and the bee's' get up to something together? What can a deaf person use instead of an Alarm Clock? What does GOOGLE stand for? Would you like Fry's with that? Why are Softballs hard? Why aren't Blueberry's blue? Do Butterfly's make Butter? Does the Queen Bee have a King? Can you carry a Kangaroo on your back? Is a gold knife and fork still considered Silverware? Why isn't Chocolate considered a vegetable if it comes from Cocoa Bean Why aren't men and women the same gender? If you have sex with a prostitute and contract STD's or if you don't like the session, will they give you a refund? Quote
*Chernaudi Posted May 8, 2014 Posted May 8, 2014 What's the creepiest, scariest noise you've heard between these three choices: 2014 Audi R18 e-tron quattro hybrid system, or a barn owl, or any diesel powered Audi Le Mans car's exhaust as it goes by? Quote
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