guyverfanatic Posted May 10, 2004 Posted May 10, 2004 If you were to screw up some game majorly what would you do to it? Hmmmm, I think I'd make InuYasha into a dating sim game, that would be pretty funny. Quote
BloodStorm Posted May 10, 2004 Posted May 10, 2004 That sounds almost amusing... but anime dating sims are pretty common in places like newgrounds... I even found an EVA dating sim there once.. THAT was messed up.. I'ld probobly take a popular space bounty hunter with a power suit that prevents anyone from knowing what gender the hunter is unless they can beat the game in under two hours, and put them in a first person shooter game with third-person action sequances where they tuck themself into an impossable small shape in order to drop bombs under giant plants or something.. Oh wait.. they did that allready Yeah, I'm still bitter about Metroid Prime.. Ok, now if I really wanted to bastardise a game.. I'ld make a first person shooter where you play as pikachu and your attacked by giant piles of electricity immune gelitan, and the only to win would be to spend over 100 hours leveling up by kicking rocks into a stream in order to gain enough power to defeat Bill Gate's army of undead in order to find some anceint artifact of power that would turn you into a giant radioactive lizzard, then you would eat the gelitan monsters in a 30 second cutscene with zerowing-ish translation errors. It would be called.... "The Worst Game Ever" and would feature a special section where you can just watch clips of every way any enamy in the game could possably kill pikachu. That part alone would make the game sale more than any other game in history! It would even feature a special hidden level where you can meet some of the Moderators in these forums.. If you can find Mr.Z, he'll give you a special power that lets you blow your own head off! Quote
Guest Posted May 10, 2004 Posted May 10, 2004 I would take Armored core and turn it in to like a crazy taxi type game. That would be so funny. Imagain taking care of traffic with the the Moonblade? I would take Legacy of kain and make all the characters care bears! Then i would take Ranma 1/2 and add my fan character Astro just so i can watch Ranma get slaughtered. I would make Mortal Combat in to a dating game. Quote
Guest Posted May 11, 2004 Posted May 11, 2004 I would take Armored core and turn it in to like a crazy taxi type game. That would be so funny. Imagain taking care of traffic with the the Moonblade?Then i would take Ranma 1/2 and add my fan character Astro just so i can watch Ranma get slaughtered. I would make Mortal Combat in to a dating game. Armored Core in a Crazy Taxi style, I like that Quote
Mutronics Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 Pokemon snap into a true shoot em up. heheheheheh... Quote
Guest Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 Despite the fact I don't like pokemon I think it would be pretty damn funny if the pokemon rule the world and captured humans then trained them to fight in competitions and stuff. They could give the humans different classes to be in with different sorts of weapons and when they reached a certain age or gained a certain physical attritbute like being able to lift a certain amount of weight they would be given another weapon or they could be given like special challanges like who can hold they're breath the longest at the bottom of a pool of water and if you loose your shot Quote
WarriorZoalord Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 I'd change metal gear solid into a first person shooter, screw the stealth crap, just shoot everything in site!!! Quote
Guest Posted May 18, 2004 Posted May 18, 2004 Uh metal gear Solid is built around the principle of stealth without it your only playing a quarter of a game and you loose the entire mood and feel if you take the stealth away too, basicly you couldn't play Metal Gear Solid without the stealth.................................... Quote
Guest Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 I would Make the anime Those who hunt elves in to a first person game. Where you have to strip elves to find the spell fragments. Quote
*Jess♥ Posted May 27, 2004 Posted May 27, 2004 You could take tekken, and mix it with tiger woods golf. a fighting game where you can actually improve your characters and make it worthwile actually going though the game. and you can buy extra accessories like the nike shorts or the reebock pumps etc. and then theres the addition of golf clubs. you could have a bit where you have to aim the golf ball at your opponent and the only way to win the fight is to knock out your opponent and then play golf with their mouth being the hole. maybe that bit wouldnt make it to the final game.... Quote
Guest Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 i would take transformers armada and make megatron hit on optimus prime. in other words i would turn into an episode of sailor moon. scared for life. that or i would take super smash bros. and take out the pokemon so you cant beat them up. Quote
Guest Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 i would take transformers armada and make megatron hit on optimus prime. in other words i would turn into an episode of sailor moon. scared for life. Must resist urge to swear....... Quote
Guest Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 i would take transformers armada and make megatron hit on optimus prime. in other words i would turn into an episode of sailor moon. scared for life. Must resist urge to swear....... Your bigger man than me Astro. So Masafu what would you rather get plied with. The baseball bat with nails through it or a heavy machete blade. Quote
nidhogg Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 if i could bastardize any game(s) it would be the Friday the 13th games, instead of jason or his mother trying to kill you, jason's trying to hug you, and when he does he hugs you to hard, your character's head explodes, and a cutscene follows with jason sitting there crying. Or Psi-ops I'd give Scryer a head explodey psi power. Quote
Guest Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 How about a mixing of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater and Unreal Tournament Quote
Guest Posted July 18, 2004 Posted July 18, 2004 imagine counter strike where insted of shooting everyone on sight you could deliver pizzas team against team, who is faster in making the delivery...... or even better deliverists try to make the delivery and counter deliverists try to stop them ho ho ho ( i think its time to uninstal my cs..) another idea might be to take king of fighters chars and make them fight against capcom chars like Ryu or Ken, and dont forget to level down KOF chars, so that Ryu and Akuma could catch up with them..... Oh, wait, isnt that capcom vs snk 2?... Cant believe how capcom guys made so cool kof fighters into some slow motion short ranged babys Quote
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