October 30, 200421 yr Young Guyver do you do this a lot? There is a VERY simple solution for you there Weltall. First, make sure that your front yard is covered in leaves. Laziness during the fall season is usually an asset for this. next, find a zombie mask and tattered clothes. You can listen to a headset underneath, as that will help cure boredom. Lay on the ground, and hide in a pile of leaves. When kids start to throw eggs... rise. It works best if you can grab a nearby legs. As they run off screaming, throwing a fake severed hand at them is also very effective. Do I need to warn Mailmen everywhere about you?
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