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i guess i like both... i never really paid much attention before...

i guess i love it when im in the mood for some burning of the flesh experience.

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Buffulo Wings? Man, I wish I was there. One order of Buffalo wings usually isn't enough for me. Do they taste like the ones in Hooters? I like the ones from Dominos Pizza.

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makes ya feel like ya got ripped off.... like when you buy a bag of chips.. when you open it up, its not even half way full.. what a scam lol!!

wait.... bkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was your country wasnt it????

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We have Banana chips here that contains more chips than the bag can contain. Is eating banana chips legal in the banana kingdom? When they say banana kingdom, one would think that it's a land full of edible bananas prepared in any dish imaginable. Hmm.... maybe that would be a good name for a restaurant.

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In the banana kingdom things work like this: We believe that the banana is the womb from which all life springs, but you can celebrate this by eating them or ect. Under my rule, everyone has a banana patch ironed onto every piece of their clothing to help simulate loyalty. Visitors are given temporary sticky patches that are a little different looking. Remember the only thing that's illegal in the Banana Kingdom is to question or rebel against me. Since my rule, there's been no need for crime and my security forces have made sure that if you were thinking, about to start, or even considering a crime, you're thrown in the mega-prison. The mega-prison is underwater and each cell has only an inch or two of free space from the water to the ceiling so you're not going to want to come back.

And larz, I'm confused, are you saying the mighty banana empire is a scam? Well you can just bring us up at the next un meeting. In fact talk about the entire fruit coalition and I garuntee you: People are so afraid of us they'll act like they have no idea what you're talking about, in fact their acting will be so key that it'll almost seem true. But that's only because they know we're watching them!

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Banana Kingdom? wow....sorry to say this Banana King but I EAT bananas for breakfast XD

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So does everyone else here, I don't mind if you eat bananas, no one in my kingdom does. But if you oppose me, then you have a big problem

You haven't been around long enough to know of the almighty banana kingdom but yeah I have my own empire, and I'm not gonna rant about it unless you want me to

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in that case, aren't you celebrating every morning?

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unless you want him too, unless he gets the buzz to.. or if it comes to his mind... or if he thinks about it... or if someone mentions a banana... or polotics... or death ninja monkeys...

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I'm guessing that the banana is something similar to the cocoa bean of the Oompa Loompas. So the people in the banana kingdom worships the banana. That means a banana would be as good as currency in the banana kingdom. Heading for the Banana Kingdom? Don't forget to bring some banana's, it worth would be as good as gold.

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We pretty much take bananas and run them through a money making machine, so you have bananas in the shape of money. It even has a peel

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I'm guessing that the banana is something similar to the cocoa bean of the Oompa Loompas. So the people in the banana kingdom worships the banana. That means a banana would be as good as currency in the banana kingdom. Heading for the Banana Kingdom? Don't forget to bring some banana's, it worth would be as good as gold.

That makes me wonder if the Banana sevants sing songs, just like the Oompa Loompas did. :rolleyes:

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yeah, you could call it the larz and banana - king show.

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Its on every saturday at 11, but its gone downhill since season 4. And Flavor Flav will never be able to get on the show...never

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wow!! 4 seasons?? truly?? i wanna watch this show!!

hehe, im typin one handed cause im eting a corn dog. i got skills.

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I think my dad is the true champion, he types with one finger. It takes him mad long, but he refuses to use more than one finger

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miribilis? which part, the one handed typer or the eating corndog bit? lol. i cant stand typing with one hand... too slow.

im cold.. i just stood outside in 28 degree weather like an idiot. lol why you ask? well i'll tell you why.. i had nothing better to do... two girls had my cell phone... and the same girls had my car keys and were tryin to crank my car.

they didnt tho, why you ask???????? well i'll tell you... it has a mind of its own an it wont crank unless you profess your dying love for it... or until you beat the stearing wheel like a madman and scream profanities at all hours of the night on the hottest darkest of nights... mind you that never happened to me.. but i came real close... i did body slam it one day tho.

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Wow, that...really sucks. I am sorry :sad:

i know what you mean though when girls take you things and if your lucky you MIGHT get it back at the end of three months. I've been really lucky though, just recently a girl took my wolf wrist-band which was placed there to re-mind me whenever I saw a girl that was actractive, or I started to think about dating again, that I am the lone wolf and that I dont date people anymore. :sad: It was there to re-mind me that, and was my inforcer., because I made that decision a couple of months ago. Its not really that hard to decide not to date, but every once and a while I'll get that urge. Anyways, I got that back the next day. :smile:

Anyways I like to multi task everything Larz, eat while playing video games, write and eat, be on the pc and read a book. All sorts of stuff. :biggrin:

Right now I am listening to Bring Me the Horizon "For Stevie Wonder's Eyes Only" i love that band, there so amazing. I started thinking about dating again, this is a good song to listen to if you dont want to date. A bit mean, a very VERY nasty metal. :biggrin:

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