Japan Legend / Guyverboard: Ryuki - Viewing Profile

rubber bobble bloggle bibber bobber tooty trundle blip gonkawonga.

tardiness is the beginning of rubber running.

just remember, if you ever find yourself in a pinch, use your ultra flourescent manga fuelled super ray of batman glory, adapted to Ryuki's frequency.
i am sure that Ryuki will not be too far away.
he can use his power of rubber running in order to arrive in a medium sized jiffy.
that's a little bit longer than a jiffy, in case you ever wondered.
batman arrives in a jiffy. Ryuki is a little bit more refined and uses a mediocum more finesse.
once Ryuki has arrived you can be assured that your affairs will be dealt with in the most obtuse fashion.
that is the sparkle and shine of Ryuki's power!
thihs is different and in no way to be confused with jiffy bags by the way.
Ryuki hates them.
a vicar of the fine church once offered to borrow ryuki his prized jiffy bag and ryuki was so offended that he replied with the most verbose RETORT he ever could muster.
the vicar was quite abashed and was sorry to have offered such a extravagently wild thing.